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gioconda
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« Reply #15 on: March 02, 2013, 11:09:14 PM »
Randall is funny when buzzed Tongue

Most of the times i'm just taking care of the intoxicated, but the first and last time i got wasted (not too fond of that feeling) was on a trip to the caribbean. went out with two cousins to a pub; drank kahlua, about 12oz I think, then treid some other stuff one of my cousins was drinkng, somthng called 3 naciones which contained vodka and 2 other liquors. all i could remember from that night was dancing reggaeton (which i disliked) and my cousins laughing. next day one of my cousins told me that i revealed something confidential about her in front of her sister and mother...oh and i vomited 6 times(exact) that morning..nasty hangover... when i lived in college dorms sometimes some of my friends would beg me to get wasted, but i'd tell them about my trip. they stopped begging me  Smiley. I guess it's true when people say that only drunk people and kids say the truth.

Ok Angra,you owe me a brownie.
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« Reply #16 on: March 02, 2013, 11:37:59 PM »
cbu..v... gGio.. ni real ly no really..Gio. really... i would titallly made-out  wid you've even afterd you'd tyhriwed..., hriwed... shit.. even after you throwed upp. .n
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« Reply #17 on: March 02, 2013, 11:42:27 PM »
not that 'buzzed', you texas toast,but like 'real buzzed' LOL
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« Reply #18 on: March 03, 2013, 12:00:23 AM »
oh okay G
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« Reply #19 on: March 03, 2013, 12:10:32 AM »
It only takes 1 glass of wine to get me buzzed(not even a big glass) and 2 and a half to 3 to get me drunk. I had wine over a week ago, the 3rd night at my Aunt's and I woke up at 3:30 AM, almost getting ready to vomit. I still don't feel like I'll be wanting anymore for a long time. Lips sealed
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« Reply #20 on: March 03, 2013, 12:12:54 AM »
drink water and eat bread next time. voila,cured!
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« Reply #21 on: March 03, 2013, 01:23:49 AM »
We ventured into TJ one Saturday night with some frienda.. Well my guy friend got lucky that night. So we were enjoying a night of drinking and went back to the hotel to sleep it off.  The next morning we all went back across the border. Needless to say my friend who got lucky that night had his wallet stolen by the hooker. He was freaking out and qent up to the immigration officer and showed him his American tattoo on his knuckles. We had to drive all the way back home to get his birth certificate so he can cross!
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« Reply #22 on: March 03, 2013, 01:56:12 PM »
Omg,lol. So he thought his american tatooes would allow him to cross the border back home? Lol
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« Reply #23 on: March 04, 2013, 11:57:16 AM »
Should've gotten my face on his ass cheek...
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« Reply #24 on: March 04, 2013, 12:27:04 PM »
Randy contribute a story!
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« Reply #25 on: March 04, 2013, 02:15:11 PM »
I will. Tonight.

I'm not proud of them...
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« Reply #26 on: March 04, 2013, 02:22:38 PM »
Years later u gotta learn to laugh at them!
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« Reply #27 on: March 04, 2013, 03:05:49 PM »
Oh, I definitey laugh at them....

Some of them are kinda sick though, lol...
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« Reply #28 on: March 04, 2013, 03:12:02 PM »
 Roll Eyes
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